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the rhino horn or the tiger tongue?
Sorry, Chief, that was me putting it down.
Hemingway!
No, thanks, Rachel Maddow. I'm happy right here.
Oh, I see you're ice-cold with anticipation.
Get your own couch.
Housekeeping? Send up a Chinese dressing screen
That is a good fire.
music!
Kent, I'm gonna tell you
Sir, we are The New York Times.
Regrets, eh? This local newsman's had a few.
Sorry. He "isn't" coming.
Shh!
so I'm getting you shined up nice.
And anything else you could ever think of.
Eh, it'll burn out in an hour or so.
By us.
Chief, what are you doing to save our son?
I had a spring in my step like that once.
We'll have more regrets at 11:00 tonight
♪ Memories
Now, since you're so good at finding things, find the exit.
Child in danger with exciting visuals!
I'm not a newsman anymore, I'm a geologist.
So, tell us about your new movie.
I've never seen anything like this.
was wind-aided.
With my pump.
Here you are, my good man.
Pushing, always... always pushing.
She's still alive, and she just got over
I have no regrets about that.
of infotainment and celebrifawning.
Which ends... right now, fortunately.