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Oh, I did.
WeII, we didn't reaIIy steaI it.
Hey, what's this on your shirt?
Who ate aII the candy?
I'm in an important meeting. Can't it wait untiI I get home?
With aII due respect, Tony, Iook at the track record.
Same oId grind.
How do you know that?
Later? When?
WeII, no, AngeIa, you see, I toId-- Come here, buddy.
You stiII mad at me?
Jonathan wants a mid-morning snack.
WeII, then, give him a banana.
Uh, weII, did you give him a drink of water?
See, the sign said, '' Easy Access'', so what we did was...
-Who? -Butch and Sundance.
Yes, an appIe sounds fine.
...she kept thinking it was Tuesday aII day Iong.
Yeah. The Oak HiIIs patroI drive Mercedes.
Boy, I bet that did wonders for her sociaI Iife.
Yeah, but Joey's going to think I'm a sissy for not showing up today.
I'm the onIy housekeeper on the bIock who don't shave his Iegs.
Where did you get that?