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Watch how a real man does it.
Which plating is more masculine?
...because I tried to shove a turkey down a garbage disposal. I just...
[BIG SCHMIDT HUMS]
...we got past all that. - Come here, Cece.
- The love story is between whom? - The zombie and Carol.
You don't have to do it. You can go back to your basting.
She doesn't have my dark side. Got that from my dad.
...the team that's most likely to move here, the owner, Al Davis, dead.
You kiss a man.
That was a long time ago, Cece. When I was young and naive.
I don't know if Jess has told you this but I am writing a novel.
Your father and I are not getting back together.
Joan, I've gotta say, you are great at doing what you're doing.
- I don't sell my body for rent. No. - A women living with three guys...
- I'm not doing a parent trap. - They got married too young.
Your décolletage.
Bob, we are both grown-ups. We can make it through one day together.
I mean, you belched longer, he farted louder.
- You mean when you ran away scared? - Exactly.
You're not enough man for a woman like that.
- Rocky IV? - Parent Trap.
You punched a tree, he head-butted a bench. You both bailed on the fifth testicle punch.
I sprayed all over. Clean-up time.
- What? JESS: In conclusion...
- I don't... - Mm-hm.
- What's up? BIG SCHMIDT: Yeah.
And cutting peppers in the classic style de julienne.
- What are you saying? - Nothing happened.
Hey, Winston.