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- No. Yeah. I'll kiss a man. Yeah. - I'll kiss a man.
- Oh, come on, big Thanksgiving hug. JESS: Do it.
- Big business. Chicken corporations. - Uh-huh.
NICK: I'm with you. - You shouldn't be saying anything.
- Yeah. - Oh, Bob, that's terrible. I'm so sorry.
Wow. I look like a slutty Katie Couric.
- Yeah, we're done with those. - Been there, trapped that.
- I don't know anything. - You don't have information about anything.
Every kid knows what a wheelbarrow is. Put your hands on the ground.
Why would I do that? Parent Trap. That's crazy.
Dad, I'm sorry Katherine cheated on you but it's been months.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Schmidt. - I go by Schmidt around here.
- Yes. - I have a master's. I'm not parent-trapping.
Family.
Okay. Well, then it's off. Game over.
- This is everybody. - Hi.
What's with the crappy beer? You hate that.
...a refined and enlightened pescetarian, about 90 percent of the time.
A hookup. It meant nothing.
- Handmade. - Eighteen dollars?
Schmidt.
- Let's get natural. JESS: If you got together today...