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Keep it together, Jeffords.
I expect certain things from my assistant.
I've left that life behind.
- Right, Rosa? - Yeah, right.
America's favorite couple!
Actually, scratch that, they're here.
- Enjoy game night. - Actually, they want
and also just step in and do it for me.
stream videos in HD,
Uhh, a woman.
Seriously? Me? Oh, man,
Just bangin' dudes, left and right.
Uhh, women. Two women.
- put the wires... - Right.
If I wanted to hear inane pounding,
of questions pertaining to this.
- I haven't told 'em yet. - Really?
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC]
No buffering.
as your little girl, but I'm woman now.
- [BLOWS RASPBERRY] - All right. Thank you for that
I bet those jerks are hogging our bandwidth.
We had to hire someone to replace you, Gina,
The fact that the words Kelly and Kapowski
Neither did I. What a fun surprise that none of us
- I'm not coming back. - What?
- It was fine. - Rosa, you don't
You know what? We'll figure it out later.
It's great. I told them I'm bi,
It just feels like it's time for me
Hey, look, I'm sorry things didn't go
What do you want us to say?
Can we just pretend to be a couple for tonight?
We just wanted to ask about the Internet.
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
- [IMITATES AIR HORN] - ALL: Ooh!
Me
Sounds better with a guitar.
I've been trying to file a warrant request
I reacted poorly last night.
and no homemade massage coupons, Hitchcock.
I felt like I sorta straight-splained
Ever since you guys arrived, things have gotten
what happened on your 7th grade field trip to D.C.
Oh, sure, I just feel like I was matching the same volume
- I could go see "Stomp." - He could go see "Stomp."
- [LAUGHS] - Okay, Sergeant Jeffords and I