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Hello, pretty lady. What do you wanna do for dinner?
My daughters know nothing about home care and maintenance.
Or Sector 12, if we're doing really well.
Mom, why'd you say it was sold out?
Lesbians!
Does that mean he had his pants off? Because if I can't, he can't.
Makes me feel like you still need me.
and we both have a special day?
Prepare your senses for dancing waters.
I saw a hippie with a frog on his hand.
I call my method "the Trojan horse."
self-sufficient woman looks like.
Hey, Cam, are fish of gold supposed to swim backwards like that?
That was the least fun I have ever had shopping, ever.
Gloria. What are you doing here?
I don't want 'em to be dependent.
when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke"-
- Hey, wait. What are you doing? - Trying to put the sugar back in the thing.
but believe me, that is not gonna sway my decision...
And I'll be the happiest father in Sector 7.
- Next. - Hello, Milo.
we've gotta find another 4% from-
I thought there was no guy. There is one there!
I think Pam's made it pretty clear what she likes. Am I right?
Rachel Lissy. Claire's friend from high school. Remember?
Makes you a loser
could make up for your monumental blunder.
You know, I'm happy to take him outside until he stops crying.
Then when she rejects that,
I now present to you... the wow factor.
It's not as nice, but it's less expensive.
Mmm. Yeah.