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Three bounces to the wall makes you a loser
Mr. Pritchett? Yeah.
A qualified buyer. Okay, don't be silly.
Is this about today? I'll call for those tickets.
Box-and-one. Cover two.
Anyway, I'm just saying I think a family would respond...
- A woman needs to hear that. - You do the same with Mom.
but they're- they're right here.
I'm sorry. Did you just say forty-twelve percent?
Claire! Unplug it!
Boom, boom, goes the dynamite
You're on. All right. Let's do this.
Now bring your thumb to the front. Okay, now do it again.
Pam is a licensed contractor.
that the bond is naturally strong.
You can take Joe to his baby class.
Um, okay, well, you know, Pam,
Or he took a page from the Jay Pritchett playbook-
and the closet light's burnt out.
So let's just do a couple dancing water fountains, call it a day.
this entire back wall cascading into a reservoir...
Ay, that's so sweet.
I see what you're saying.
Cam's gonna be doing drop-offs for a while.
- Hey, he said a dollar. - Broom.
Tick-tick-tick- tick-tick-tick-tick
You know how I got Lily? I asked Mitchell for triplets.
Cam.
And you just press the igniter. There you go.
Oh, no.
Doing something selfless for her other son...
Well, I did talk to Jay about getting some tickets for this reading.
Well, they're 23%, or $982, over the budget.
Ay, Manny, I am so sorry.
Hey, Dad, I can't find my scarf,