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Well, you didn't. I offered.
get a change of clothes. Wait!
-Yes, I do. -Mommy, look! Free crackers!
-Really? -I miss you already.
-How? -Well, if I had to guess,
I...
We don't look a day over 350.
Oh...
-I've been praying for him. -Me too.
Somebody should be here if Robert wakes up.
Exactly.
It's just the house of two people who could give a fuzzy rat's ass
Yeah, what about the bagpiper?
Ha-ha. Ta-da!
I would've loved being born in the 17th century.
and I'm pretty sure that under the Affordable Care Act,
You seem to be enjoying yourself.
-You want the facts? -Yes.
Oh, my God. Let's do this and get out of here.
No, no, not every one.
But how about this one: What do you want?
Looks like it dropped out of a wormhole from the Tang Dynasty.
which I would never have known about if I didn't know him so damn well.
Robert had a heart attack, but he's all right.
It's just some boring cramps from the babies I'm gonna have.
I usually get paid 300 bucks for marrying people. Plus a tip.
-Coyote, will-will you stay? -Of course.
I missed you.