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Hands-free belt satchels.
- Now make like your mommy's ovum and split. - [Laughs]
So long, losers! [Cackles]
Maybe we don't have to give meaning to every little thing.
I have to be home by 4:00.
You can take down anyone on their team...
and I'm all out of bubble gum. [Gags]
efficiently packed into a hands-free belt satchel.
[Laser Sound Effect]
instantly.
Any last words?
And yet, my future husband...
You know this is a bad omen, Ted.
which possessed the magical ability to make any item disappear...
My old Sasquatch binders that I could never throw away...
- Yeah! - Yeah!
It's a fanny pack.
Liars! You sent me on a fool's errand.
with a sick mullet, like, all the way down to his shoulder pads.
[Chuckles] Look, if Michael Jordan's healthy...
Maybe we don't need the universe to tell us what we really want.
There's no end in sight, and we've got no provisions.
but is there seriously no one here willing to give up a hand or a foot?
♪ Sharpen them with lies ♪
Oh, come on. That's not fair.
Fine. Where did you bury this tampon?
All right. Here's the bottom line, cockroaches.
and what goes in... the Triangle.
Obvious, yet delightful.
that would mean that the universe wanted me to marry Barney...
is off shooting laser guns with, oh, yeah, you guessed it...