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the chairman of the FCC.
They're the Mario brothers, right?
Look, if you're unhappy, maybe you don't have to work.
Does that mean his name is Mario Mario?
I forgot about the one that turned out to be a Japanese prank show
Can't you just live in the moment for once?
- Ow! - He didn't go down.
Look, Jacqueline, I get it.
It's already open.
and I think we've made some really good progress today.
It's my fault you're leaving.
Not Joggy McExercise here.
G'day, mate. It's Russ, you know. (HELLO, THIS IS RUSS.)
Why didn't her psychic network tell me that was coming?
Just picking up my last paycheck.
You tricked me into thinking I could be a better person,
But that's Bambi.
I was moving in.
And when you were away at that construction convention,
to obtain cooking wine,
We haven't even gotten to my fear of Velcro!
- What now? - My mom's a coasterhead.
Yesterday I got time and a half
That is dumb!
What are you talking about?
I'm dressed to party hearty like an MC Skat Kat.
The other day at lunch, she was all,
What was I thinking?
and that's assuming nobody murders you.
and then making them sit there for an hour.
God.
So wide!
This is so hack.
Explain this.
but that doesn't matter.
I listened to B.J. Novak do a book reading.
but when I was a kid, I had a terrible stutter,
Wow.
You care so much.
Odell Beckham Jr. made last year.
You're coming out with me!
And just knowing that someone
(LAUGHTER)
What?
I don't want to get you sick, bro.
and they shot me into the ocean on a toilet.
♪ Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth ♪
Oh, God, my arm's numb.
I don't even know how this sentence is gonna end volcano!