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I run marathons.
the elder abuse PSA?
And you saw my apartment.
You okay?
is gonna be to my good friend Tom Wheeler,
You're having trouble identifying beds properly.
I do, but we can figure that out when you get back.
Hey, do you have a head shot on you?
First there's the bender, then rehab,
I can be loud and abrasive, and my breath...
that his genitals were stolen by some weird dentist.
He passed away earlier today
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I'm out of money!
Oh, this is just making me want to drink more.
I'm sending you back to the night.
If you're a human being on a cruise ship,
No, I mean, you must be auditioning like crazy.
Gaffigan Show craft service table.
Outback Steakhouse? All right, then. (LET'S START WITH THE UTILITY EASEMENT.)
You followed me to my hotel room.
It's not gonna work.
That's why I brought you back here.
I think your fever broke.
No!
then getting kicked out of rehab for
What did you say about our homes?
It's because you're too pretty.
And the only speaking role he ever got was Corpse Emitting Gases
Jacqueline? But you're going by Russ?
Girl, that bitch is in Orlando.
Please hold.
Norman, I just had the second worst audition of my life.
(SINGERS) ♪ Damn it ♪
I can't run any farther.
You're the one who said I have a fear of abandonment,
Lady, I wasn't going to lunch when you found me.
Like how, Oh, interesting, go on,
Third.
If he figures out I'm poor, he'll know I'm a gold digger!
But you do.
top-notch.
because he was to his own self true,
Oh.
I said I was gonna help you too,
Wow, you're bad at this!
So as soon as I pooped out the key,
But if I could just get him off the phone for five minutes,
or have an address where he could receive mail,
Well, aren't you a sight for sore eyes?