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Tattoo's fake, Donaghy. Fake.
If anyone sees a salamander, it's Liz's, OK?
You take away my street cred, and I am Wayne Brady.
He was the only applicant. And I am not...
- Does he know you're the Beeper King? - I don't think so.
Maybe we'll be pre-empted by some national news event.
- Oh! A blackout. That will work. - All right, nobody panic.
No. I said no lettuce.
Liz Taylor really messed him up. He might have brain damage.
That is less sweet.
Yeah. If she doesn't get back soon, I'm poking air holes in it.
I can tell just from your physical appearance that you’re obviously...29.
I enjoyed the restaurant. Thank you.
Cool. I could use some ironic accessories.
...doing great.
Oh, hold on a second. This place ain't that nice, all right?
Exactly. You don't get to give dating advice. You sent a letter to Scott Peterson.
30 minutes to dress rehearsal, everybody.
and our Senate hearings.
- Tracy, they need you in wardrobe. - That's 30 minutes to dress.
Flashlight, $20.
This is real.
I told you, losing you last year changed me, huh?
and they form a multi-headed live rat king, and we saw one.
Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
These people cannot be on television.
He's got it all figured out...
The Islanders lost tonight.
Yes, he's an entrepreneur. He's very successful.