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to toast to your humiliation.
Therapy is a chess match.
It's the exact time we agreed to meet for our date,
Except in that rare instance of cousin-on-cousin jealousy.
- No. Lose to him.
- Good morning, Cousin Mel. I love you.
Point is, I was examining the body,
Maybe you're not a real Boyle.
But I don't think that's why you came in this barn at all.
which is why we fired her,
- Well, damn. - Look, let's go home.
I've always been more of a city boy.
- Why not take a hair from every Boyle
- Oh, no.
but if we don't find those papers,
from anything other than the cruel embrace of Father Time?
- I don't even want the farm.
but he decided he loved him so much, it didn't matter.
You didn't say "I love you."
You still have to pick someone based on looks
- To a funeral? - I'm so bored, Terry.
To suggest as much might get someone labeled
"Specimen hair was rodent in nature."
You holding up okay?
- Raymond!
- Looking for someone?
- Yeah, and real.
I'm goo. - Come on, you're not goo.
I'm desperate for some normal human interaction.
- I won't be doing any gloating.
like a normal Boyle.
and talk about something else immediately.
The old one had a bad allergic reaction to...
I just solved this case.
- Or it's about saving your marriage.
Assemble
the Boyles have a long history of cousin-on-cousin jealousy.
I think Pappy called you into his study
one or two minutes of tardiness.
Todd orders, "Whatever you're having."
It's a TV show. - Todd, I swear to God.
Charles looks just like all the other Boyles.
They know how to open doors.
- Sam, you're kind of messing with my flow right now.
and told you he was cutting you out of his will.
- Who's Cousin Lyndon? - Pappy's son.
Wait a second. Are they gonna sit down?
- There's one little issue.
and your photo without collar stays.