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It's kind of apt.
Besides I think there's someone else.
When I snuck in this afternoon to pick up a few things, I was exhausted.
Laura and I have a place.
It's hard to make plans.
But you were too busy worrying about what you might be missing to notice.
Later. Can I have your baby?
Because you think with your zipper. Laura Boyd married solely for money.
-Heartbreak Hotline, you're on the air. -Paul, it's Zelda.
And you don't tell a woman like Laura to...
-You do it first. Do it. -No! You first, Addison.
Evening. I'm Paul McCane, and this is the Heartbreak Hotline.
She marries a friend of her father's.
...she does the only thing she can do.
I'm 34 years old. Halfway home.
...keep her there...
It aroused my curiosity. No one walks into Arthur's office.
-We're running a special on this case. -But I do wanna hire you...
...waiting for the light to come on? Hell, no!
He isn't moving.
...to the act of procreation as boinking?
Thanks, Paul.
...to prove who didn't do it is to figure out who did.
Last week I was in this bar.
-Ladies first, lady. -You.
-Of course. -Of course.
When Laura and I realised we loved each other...
Stay down, Laura!
It doesn't matter.
Which means that because of you and your tissues and light bulbs...
Talk about a guy having everything to live for.
Like I said, my husband is very rich and very scary.
No, it's not just you.
-Just like you promised. -Just like I promised.
...grows up to be straight...
You know what I think?
-Mr. Who? -Sure, Mr. Kleenex.
...lo prove Laura is innocent.
Take care, now. Thanks for calling.
...he's gonna make one hell of a suspect. That makes us accessories.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
Okay. All right, all right. I'm insecure. There.
Only wanted to work nights, 2 to 6. Talk to the lonely.
You tell my husband to stop following me.
-Very strong, very different opinions. -Yes?
Nothing on my mind except you.
-You think so too? -Plain as the face on my nose.
...hung his hat and defiled his dames.
Someone might see, put two and two together.
-David, stop while there's still time. -No, which is why--
Boink, boink, boink Boinkity boink, boink
...to be there for one woman all the time.