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"Glitches may be a sign that your Janet is processing
you bonded with Jason.
to either im- or explode.
Oh, here we go. Yeah. "Glitches.
No, this is all wrong!
These guys are good.
that you might be familiar with.
but that might be too much information.
And now Janet's
Well, maybe you falling in love with Jason
I told you a lie that first day we met.
I don't understand.
It makes you look bottom heavy.
"When Janet is roughly the size of a marble,
I mean, needles.
- What about Michael? - Extraordinarily bad idea.
So maybe we should consult
Okay.
What's with the earthquake?
So I'll try again.
Although, if I stand next to a powerful array of magnets,
Adios, Janito!
a real adventure together.
"Incompatible with objective truth."
I'm putting him and everyone else at risk.
The new Janet will be able to help you with that.
That will just intensify your feelings for Jason.
Happens sometimes.
Only when we're done having sex.
"What's causing the problem?"
I won't feel any pain or anything.
What are the reasons?