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transcript: scarfo synchro: Ale, Toki & Job22
We puritans have no place for drunkenness...
unless the captain is attentive we'll all be crushed by a huge wave...
Well, I guess we have time for my tale of moist adventure.
Homer, the ship's upside down and hundreds of people are dead!
People, this is madness!
Now, how about a little privacy?
The journey of the mayflower.
Why, yes, it was truly an unforgettable vacation.
So thou art a widow?
He's wanted for daring to question why we call this
Your mission today involves going undercover at a wet t-shirt contest.
You did it.
touch my elbow through a cloth.
I've been driving drunk since I was 12.
a little party tonight to celebrate that only half of us have died so far.
Man! That guy sends my humors from sanguine to bilious!
They're looking at me 'cause I have the key to the stocks.
I'm just trying to take the pressure off of you.
The 1970s.
Way to go, genius.
It takes place in a dark time for mankind
And you've got the elderly
What are you going to do, go underwater?
Who wants whipped topping?
We're going to discover the North Pole.
My resolution is to be more fun.