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All I ever hear is you whining and crying about how hard this is on you. What about her?
- # Left a good job in the city # - # Down in the city #
So, we're gonna have to raise money to pay for it ourselves.
I should've never called you a Lima loser. You're not.
You're in. Be at practice tomorrow at 4:00 p.m. Congratulations.
is a man.
And in the spirit of full access, each of you is going to get a vote.
None of her travel expenses come out of the school budget.
I'm just really stressed about the bake sale.
# 'Cause someone says they're so #
You can't discriminate against my kid because of his sex...
And my A.V. Club friends here agreed to help out.
This sweater's an Alexander McQueen.
Well, Jacob, this is Ohio, and in order to win...
Brittany, you're supposed to be in your wheelchair.
It's not that. It's most of us don't know how to bake.
Schue, I saw all your kids in their wheelchairs, and I was very impressed.
You will get cut off.
Becky, I'm gonna stop you right there.
- Are you the manager? - Yes.
# And I never lost one minute of sleepin' #
Nice work, buddy.
you will hold open auditions to fill her slot.
I actually think they're kind of friends.
# Too late for second-guessing #
You understand what that's like, don't you?
I thought we had something really important in common.
Any objections?
H-H-How did it happen?
Hey, hey! Break it up! Break it up!
You don't really notice it after a while.
I didn't wanna give a speech on the Missouri Compromise.
and make Artie drive by himself with his dad.
Whoo!
Hey, wait up.
So you don't want me to audition for the solo?
- $685? - That's how much a sonogram costs.
I can see that.
- Look what I have. - Little Red Riding Hood.
- All right, Artie. - Go, Artie!
Right. But if this sonogram bill doesn't get paid...
Handicapped ramps are expensive, but inspiration is free.
You don't know the first thing about me.