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Oh, the funny fountain.
Call it whatever you want,
Dave wouldn't say that.
That plane isn't goin' anywhere
Okay, you guys... A few quick notes.
Under the skin, we're all really the same.
These people think they can buy me off with their niceness.
No. Nobody's answering the phones.
I thought that was what's-her-name's job,
about the fact that we're snowed in,
Bill.
about the 18 inches of snow on the ground outside.
You have fun, now.
DAVE: No, this isn't your mom.
I'm willing to give that a shot, if that's more appropriate.
Don't tell me, tell the boss.
It'll help.
the white courtesy telephone?
and then toss it in the face
I was wondering if you could water the plants.
in the whole ball.
A towering figure in the food-service pantheon.
[PHONE RINGS]
four days worth of watering all at once.
Okay, I am not Dave.
why don't you make it dinner.
Because you two skipped all that
Ssh. What--?
frequent business flyers on your airline for over 10 years now.
Hey, as a visitor to your little planet, I insist.
Well, that certainly clears things up for us.
What are you talking about? It's functional.
until they give you the oranges you asked for
Matthew, you don't feel "that way" about me.
Oh, I'm sorry.