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I am so proud of you.
till they remember how to forget.
my man is backing up on his story.
I'll call Sydnor or Herc down at Major Crimes,
in order to attract the best candidates,
You know they only gave me, like, four, right?
You believe her? No.
I'll be proud if you're there.
Yeah. I'm like that.
test questions that involve skills.
I don't see the math section. These are all language arts questions.
What the fuck?
Congratulations, Deputy Commissioner.
You'll tender your letter of resignation?
Yeah yeah. Like that. Like that.
They too cheap to begin with.
Uh, you remember when I told you about the co-op meant
Yo, you starting to piss me off
Maybe the man can be shamed. If he leaves on his own account,
Either that or the day-to-day running of the department
Yeah. You and the pipe.
Poot. I'm Poot, yo.
Look at these runts. We're gonna go when that football's in the air
You work for them, they'll help you with your problem.
Look, see, this is what's wrong with the justice system right here.
It's not there. It's on me, all right?
I'll make sure your table's ready.
Nigger, I will fuck you up.
I mean, we won't even know the number.
Thank you.
Good man, Valchek.
Do you mind if I come tomorrow?
Him:
but tonight we have people coming over.
You guys had your one chance.
Independent from who:
We could try the avenue again.
I'm dreaming about that chocolate cake.
Hmmph.
Okay.
so I got you covered from that side,
You don't drink water with a straw.
Destiny, here.
I promise.
and I'll give Kevin a new hat.
Yo, who we listening to?
Naw, man.
No need. I know 'em all.
Oh, shit. There's a waiter?
was all sold out.
You don't know Lex?
They won't know.
in a little more than a year.
you want to take a picture of the restaurant, right?
I want you to know I will go quietly.
It was hot, yo.
Hey, uh...
Iooking all Fred Flintstone and shit?
What you got for me tonight?
Big yellow.
I ain't afraid, motherfucker!
Anyway, Namond's from him.
you think you can put eyes on this motherfucker?
Miss Lady Day, Billie Holliday.
to detail the specials of the day.
Oh, for the next police commissioner, then.
I'm your motherfucking savior, is what I am.
No, you keep talking all that shit.
That's good.
- How long in? - 15 months.
He's big on the West Side. You heard of him?
- Turn it down. - What?
Sir?
Now...
Quenice, you're here.
Colonel.
Let's see how you do on this.
you want to work?
they can give me a home go.
No, see, I know that. It's just that I don't know no one outside of B'more.
why keep him as a puppet commissioner
Shit.
Thank you, Madam President.
I know you remember the two of us sitting in this same booth