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Can we tell stories till it comes back on?
I don't know that. I haven't seen that show in a while
30 next then sweet little 20. Numbers numbers no longer plenty!
Yeah, right.
(SOBBING)
and I'm the one who clogged the toilet on the 16th floor.
Hey, you guys, I hate to do this to you, but I gotta get out of here.
I mean, he's in the Old West, but he's alive!
Captain Solo, there you are!
No, I mean, turn him to the dark side.
a complete flush of your photon conversion system.
and his dad's knocking on the door and he is freaking out
(SHOUTING) What the hell is this? Who's he?
Well, maybe I got time for another story then.
No, I... Hang on.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Hang on a second.
Take care, you two. May the Force be with you.
Duh!
I think so. Boy, who knows what else is in this swamp?
How about Eileen?
No, your right hand.
There are way too many elderly comedians out here in the snow.
Do you have any desire for Natalie Merchant's Tigerlily?
Yes, Lord Vader, their shield will be down in moments.
ALL: Whoa!
Oh, yeah? All 42 of them?
(GASPS)
Oh, that's bullshit.
It starts with checking out sweet-ass DVD releases,
- We gotta sit through this whole thing? - It's not that much longer.
Oh, man. How am I supposed to run with this?
(FEEDBACK)
Alex is a stupid nigger
All right, concentrate.
I think I'd like to call my husband.
In fact, I think he might be the only black guy in the galaxy. Let’s hope so!
You, too.
(GUN FIRING)
to freeze Skywalker for his trip to the Emperor.
Beep-boop-beep. I like all these electrical wires just nailed to the ice.
Zima soup. Yoda. Dagobah.
Oh, my God! You have cake? Where'd you get cake?
Let me see if I can do something about that.
I said turn us around!
That place is strong with the dark side.
Fuck you, Dad!
2 x 4999 = 9998
You know, I guess we should take advantage of this very rare opportunity.
I was just gonna introduce you, C-3PO. Why didn't you let me, C-3PO?
and do that while I'm replacing the new condenser?
No. No, you buy.
Man, it's cold in here.
Leia knows where Luke is