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Track them. They may come around for another attack.
Thank God for these airbags. You okay back there?
I hit a bird once.
Yeah, I saw it on Comedy Central.
Hey, let me introduce everybody. You remember Chewbacca.
The Empire GI Bill helped me finish school. Hey, wait up!
Me, the Emperor, this guy Scott. You'll meet him, he's awesome.
A promotion? Really?
Yeah, you're probably ready to fight Vader.
DARTH VADER: Very well, Solo, if you won't talk,
Let's see, we got Robot Guy, Old Timey Deep Sea Diver Looking Guy,
Juicy Fruit
Sorry, I can't. But I'll give you my email address.
We've been through all kinds of space adventures together.
You know? I mean, it doesn't have to be as father and son, it can just be as,
Take care of her?
The Empire, our ships are big triangles.
Look at that one! Look at that one there! Look at that other one!
You don't want me to leave because of the way you feel about me.
(BEEPING)
Of course, sir. Am I speaking with Admiral Ackbar?
This ain't quite right.
(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
The Lando system?
And I think that she just needs to get some respect for herself.
Chuckie Simpson, Ice jumper. 800%?!
And you know what? How about no name calling?
Can I get business cards that say "Admiral"?
Hey, baby. You're gonna let us through, ain't you?
And this is my special friend, Leia. And that's Sarge over there.
f you dad
Just a minute.
It's all right, I think I can outmaneuver them.
I don't want... Oh, my God.
YOUR A BIG FAT PHONY GOSH
Thanks to the training I received in the Empire,
Lord Vader, we've entered the Hoth system,
Let's be thankful for what we have, everyone.
Of course I know you, slugger.
- What? - Yeah, there's a guy at the end.
Otherwise you might rip your dick off.
In a cottage built for two
It's in space, and we're in here.
Leia.
Echo Station 5-7, we are on our way.
(GRUNTS)
You ever been to Cloud City, C-3PO?
Looks like the power's out again.
Hey, this ain't the way to the rendezvous point.
No, no, no, no, no, no!
MAN ON PA: Imperial troops have entered the base. Imperial troops have...
You mean like...
You're gonna attack them?
Yeah. No, let's keep going.
Whoa! Well, I don't want to be tortured.
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! What's this handshake business, huh?
I see a woman draining your bank account
You're Yoda?
I'm going in there anyway.