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"I'm her actual mother."
- What? - What are you doing?
Sweet!
"Surrogate shall be reimbursed
- Sure have. - When?
lessee will reimburse leaser for vaginal reconstruction."
Go after me?
Of course I don't want to use Sandra.
Are you hitting on me?
and Chey really liked the idea...
I just get so worried
Well, I think that was a nice opening bid.
I half expect my hand to buzz when he shakes it.
to go after you with extreme prejudice.
- Okay, guys, guys, guys, guys! - Shh! Shh!
Right, yeah, but not... not with, like, with halos and wings.
You are gonna leave your baby at the mercy of a person
Did he have wings?
I fell into the indoor pool
contribute, or leave.
and start changing up perfectly good shirts,
I just can't believe you guys are making a baby.
Guys, guys, guys!
Yeah, I'm really excited.
Amy, you're old, right?
I just... I have a hard time standing up to her.
Right.
No, no, no, no. Bruce is a friend.
So, now I think it's time for you to engage meaningfully.
for Cheyenne while I've been away, but...
I think you'd be a mer-man.
you're gonna need a machete
"I'm not really sure what I'm doing down there."
you're saying is true,
Fair warning, I still have a bit of a Thanksgiving paunch
20,000, for the most beautiful gift...
so that's just, you know, news to me, is all.
Yeah, I'm excited.