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you get to tell me what to do.
Okay, you can drop the cheesy Rom-Com routine.
You're gonna be having sex on a jigsaw puzzle in the Ozarks,
And as for you, I have a cousin at the Bar Association,
He's a loser, Amy and I both agree.
would've noticed a unicorn.
Knew it. I knew it.
And he sort of was like floating above me,
Amy and I think you need
You're the one who wanted to get all formal about it.
And you know those people don't have the Internet.
Cool.
Sorry, I think I'm the one who called him a loser.
That's why.
- Okay. - Bye.
I mean, if someone actually cared,
And believe me, if there was any other usable, affordable
I don't think clowns do that any more,
I got the apartment to myself, Randy's gonna come over,
they don't have general access to?
Well, both of you clearly want this, so just get over it.
It's what they say you're supposed to do.
but you were also deprived of oxygen for a little while...
Well, I mean, it is a two-year-old's birthday party,
Whoa, Oreo really upped its game while I was in prison.
Yeah, but with saline, so that
It either means she's the one who gave birth to her,
Oh, is this whitefish?
Well, the joke's on you, because I keep a machete
and it said that the toilet is sensitive,
So, what would you say would be the best piñata
Oh, Amy, this is my mom.
the mermaids of '90s rock.
When suddenly, this figure appeared.
I'm going to, but not because of this thing, okay?
same exact description.