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No, it... it's just that when most guys discuss their conquests,
Maybe if I had, it would've been different.
We have to be at the fertility clinic in 40 minutes!
- We can't both be unemployed. - Oh, it'll never happen.
This is really nice of you, Mrs Mayer.
- Let me top you off. - Oh, no, I couldn't.
It seems on his last three trips east,
His last day on this earth
Look, I know it's ridiculous, but Ed is not a rational person.
In all the years we have been married,
so pack it up, and we're a little low on coffee.
They know that's how we met. It's just...
I just won't.
Tom, what happened?
- What? That can't be right. - It's all there.
So here we are. I was right.
I know you like me.
Uh... What if she was pregnant with an American citizen?
- Have you heard from Tom? - He's not answering his cell phone.
- Oh, thank you, thank you! - Oh! OK, uh...
Sure, Mom. We're even.
You can go anywhere you want.
I'll hold off till Monday to report to Miss Britt.
- What did you say? - He said Danielle liked me.
Meanwhile, this company's haemorrhaging money.
cheating with the couple who lived across the street?
Honey, why aren't you dressed yet?
Gabby, you can't promise her that.
We take care of everything. You know, uh...
- which was upsetting because... - You're a sex addict?
- Susan... - Yes?
And by "made," I mean "bought."
You'll probably want to use the bathroom before you leave?
I just said that to make him feel better.
Well, you keep telling yourself that. I know why you really paid that guy off.
- You know what's weird? - No, what?
[laughs] Oh. Well...
for the same reasons they don't hire chauffeurs who can't drive.
Mr Solis? It's time to collect your DNA.
I just remembered, this guy I'm sponsoring,
And that she wouldn't fight me if I gave her a kiss.
That woman clearly knows her way around a mattress.
So we thought, you need a baby in your belly,
This is Oliver Weston. He's a PI Edie hired.
She's a virgin? Are you serious?
Yeah. I wouldn't just slam her for no reason.
No, it's OK.
What happened? You said you were gonna go in there and talk.
No, no, no, no! Karl lied to me.
What's wrong?
I did freeze some of my eggs, so we might do the surrogacy thing.
OK.
And plans...