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Move!
They're running this on air?
With who?
Sex with a pig.
And if they don't find her?
It's time to go in now.
UKN. It's Malaika something or other. She's from UKN.
'On the one-year anniversary of his humiliating ordeal,
Don't run it, Martin.
There's a youtube of it!
UNZIPS/CLOTHES RUSTLE
Injection. It's docile.
'(SOBBING) I don't understand!'
Scrap Third World debt?
Princess bloody Facebook bloody eco-conscious national sweetheart.
Are you getting this?
I'm sorry, Michael. It's out of your hands.
In a few minutes,
'With the appearance of finger...
Yeah. Just stay safe, Malaika. Be careful!
Yes, he has to do it.
VIDEO STOPPED
Sea Of Tranquillity.
Where's the place?
Jesus!
Is she all right?
'UKN's Damon Brown analyses the public reaction to the crisis.'
If this doesn't work...
Please!
HP84TD, a college or something. They should be there by now.
GROANS/LAUGHTER
Algorithm.
If it's terrorists, they'll take her head off.
would paint your head onto his shoulders.
Where's my co-star?
What now? What's the play book?
Everything prepared?
'I am in a place you... er...
putting personal embarrassment over the life of a girl.
Sun runs with "Taken". Big grab of Susannah...
'This is an official announcement.
Get down!
Yeah. Well...
Princess Susannah.
This only exists in this room.
- Oi-oi, Rod! - Oi-oi!