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He was hiding under his desk.
Taboo...
Oh, okay, see, um...
Well, except my mom.
Okay, meeting adjourned. Thank you.
was sort of a tip-off.
Oh, I see. Okay.
and we all know what happens in a civil war, right, Beth?
I'll say. Thanks, buddy.
So I'm pretty sure the jack is broken.
I make my own tape.
Well, if it's broken, I can fix it.
Okay, okay, now say it.
I love him!
The Unabomber would be very proud.
Uh, a newsstand?
What's your name?
Dave buys his suits in the little boys' department,
You were eavesdropping on us, Dave?
Oh, Beth!
You're drunk, that's what you are.
You know what?
Well... I said you looked cute.
on charges of corrupting a minor?"
from right hand to left
while he's trying to watch the show.
Well, thanks for the reminder. Okay.
about where you hold your bitch sessions?
Yeah, but his mom's really hot.
MALE VOICE: Why do you want to change-- Joe!
Yeah.
Wow.
any of that machine-made, mass-produced garbage.
But don't take apart my clock again.
All right, I can't be around you when you're like this.