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[ Tires screech ]
is either boring as hell or about to get shot.
which I doubt.
[ Robotically ] I do as the crystal guides.
♪♪
Stop.
Morty? Morty?
Well, well, well, looks like there's a new bully in town!
-That's the end. -Wait, wait, what the fuck?
that you're so determined to...
What's with the strut?
Morty! That was a fast trial.
And you took that in stride?!
just seeing if you guys pay any attention to me.
♪♪
You made it up 'cause you're [bleep] crazy.
Goddamn it.
You die tomorrow, no mattter what.
I think grief flushes your cheeks.
It isa hot photo.
Where's that [bleep] coming from?
What?! No, no! No, no, no!
and, like, suck each other off
What the [bleep]?
Morty, we saw you on the news. Are you okay?
Well, isn't this strange.
Here's an idea, Morty. Throw that thing in the garbage,
No! You son of a bitch!
if you wanted to join.
Alright, now take that to the trunk
Aaaah!
Hologram Rick: Alright, Morty, a deal's a deal.
over and over.
Will you just go up? Stop!
happening to my son, buster.
[ Engine starts ]Oh, okay.
Only if the events of the Pixar movie "Coco" are to be believed,
For starters, I just need to get to Forbodulon Prime --
Will we all fall to his deadly touch?
[ Whooshing ]
Why are you pretending to eat chicken?
Hyah!
You don't get to know how you're gonna die.
You be careful not to waste all your venom.
and can never die, so that's a little offensive to --
Just have fun.