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...but I don't see this guy getting scared.
- So where are we? - Hundred and thirty RSVPs...
Don't lose time during the week?
Thanks for letting me borrow him.
I made it up. But what did you feel when you heard it?
Oh, yeah. I'm totally doing this.
I know I'm going a little crazy, but I just want everything to be perfect.
I said I'm bitching, great hair
That's funny. I didn't know that you were funny.
Because your story wasn't nearly as lame as Derek Simonds befriending the deaf kid.
Your girlfriend?
You know, they'd see that you're one of a kind.
What are all these tools for?
.
Lucky for you, all I need is a couple hundred.
Okay. Fine.
You guys are so not subtle.
Thanks, Julie. I am so glad we're doing this together.
Yeah, but that's just it. She does.
I am going to the gym, I am getting my nails done...
Who was that? That sounded like a girl.
Oh, wow, yeah. Well, that... You should talk to Summer.
Yeah. But I've actually gotta head back in right now. So...
But if you wanna fight, you're gonna have to kill me.
- Hey. - Hey.
Right.
I know. It totally surprised me too.
- I just don't think we should sign. - What's the problem?
Look, guys, this is so stupid.
Tell him.
Making me do this.
- You know what is my fault? - What?
Taylor, this is, like, so...
Julie, you're not dressed. We need to leave in a few minutes.
...who talk about how fascinating ordinary people are? God.
I'm saying it's my fault. It's definitely my fault.
- Ten. - Ten.
For what?
All right. If that doesn't work?
Wow, your room is really cute.
Wanna bash my face in because your life sucks? Fine!
- What? - You're in trouble.
Hi, Summer. You look really cute.
Thanks, Seth. That means a lot.
Well, she really hurt him.
And if sharing that secret brings us closer together...
Well, this is Cartier, and I got it for my 16th birthday.
I'll be all right. I can probably lift stuff.
I almost forgot.
Yep. San Juan, Puerto Rico, where your ill-gotten dollar goes farther.
Because I knew how you'd react. Not that it's your fault.
- Look, can we talk? - Before you say anything...
You leaving already, bro?
What about Kirsten?
It's not your fault. Guys like Volchok are looking for any excuse.
...creates a bond, we'll roll with that too.
- I'll meet you inside. I gotta clean up. - Okay.