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He's tired of doing things for you that go unnoticed.
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
JESS: Hey.
- Why would I? - Because we're friends, not animals.
[BOTH YELLING AND LAUGHING]
Gary, I can't get out. It's your old pal, Jessica.
He sent me an email asking how I want to celebrate our "tin" anniversary.
Did you guys watch porn together?
There's also the available Auto Start-Stop...
- Do you think so? - We all think so.
You feel sorry for me?
- And at the end just say, "Ford. Go further." - Do I have to wear those?
Ho, ho!
We're men, Schmidt! The only time a man is allowed to think about another man...
You know, actually, I thought maybe this year we could go out, you know?
I should go talk to her.
You gave me cookie, got you cookie. We're even. We're even, Schmidt.