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Uh, Schmidt. I got you something.
Yeah. You know, Nadia wants me to go to this last-minute thing she found out about.
She puke, cry, puke, cry. She so weak.
Hey, everybody! My name's Gary...
- I'll come. Mm-hm. - Thank you.
I know you're an intelligent person and sometimes I just...
We go party tonight. Let dogs out. Catch gypsy. Ha, ha.
The Fusion is available with an EcoBoost engine...
You wanna mama-bird me the cookie?
[GROANS]
- What do you guys think? - Smoking hot.
[CHUCKLING]
- Yes, you are and that's okay. - Don't say that.
They didn't have a Jewish Star at the store.
Saving the best for last.
You should go. Thanks for a great birthday.
I'm actually a model too. Mostly in Japan.
Yes, the table is round and it's flat.
- Who are you? - Schmidt.
Monkey cracker! Monkey cracker!
- You made it! - Sorry I'm late.
I'm calling your agency. This is totally unprofessional.
Please? You and I have never spent my birthday apart, ever.
- And I'm weird? - The dirty t-shirts, which he washes.
The SE Hybrid is available with eco-friendly cloth seating.
Schmidt got me a cookie.
[DOOR OPENS]
Ahem, you know what I mean?
- Mischievous. DIRECTOR: Show me mischievous.
What the hell are you doing?