The Romance Recalibration - The Big Bang Theory [S10E13]

Don't do that in socks. I almost broke my neck.

Damn. I burped so hard I died in my game.

Nice to see you, too.

Boy, I'm just playing tennis against the drapes here.

'This includes boxers, briefs, thongs, G-strings'

Never mind.

Stretch...

That sounds expensive.

Better than ever.

So, tell me, do you have any plans for the weekend?

Then this is probably too many clothes.

Came here to apologize.

I am so lucky to have you.

Well, you know, it's easy to take each other for granted

I quoted your favourite NSYNC song.

Anything to drink?

Step.

There's a cucumber in my water.

Watch. It's easy once you get the hang of it.

Well, if X equals the amount that you'll miss me, then I'll miss you X plus one.

That is ridiculous.

It's like when I first encountered the Pythagorean theorem.

You did not just quote an NSYNC song.

Material Girl needs to be retired. That is your karaoke song.

On!