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Until she gets back, would you put this on and help me pass out cookies?
It's true, Sam, I swear to God.
I have to hand out candy with my mom.
since you don't have a boyfriend and all.
Her boobs weren't that big.
Sam!
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
Oh, well, I don't know.
Don't rush me.
Take her home already. God!
Then hum, so you can't hear us.
You're gonna find yourself wishing for rat hair.
See ya!
In it, Fyodor Dostoevsky
Mom!
Hey guys, I heard you're going out for trick-or-treats tonight.
That's great, we have to get you a costume.
I don't even know what it's about.
- That was so awesome! - We nailed it.
Yeah, I know, it's total white middle-class hypocrisy.
Can I come in?
Vinegar!
Brian's in prison now.
Maple Farm Realty gave everyone in the neighborhood free pumpkins.
He did the mash
Last time I had this much fun,
No. These are not bionic!
Sam!
There's nothing nice about it, it's a cheap way to get customers.
You should see, all the parents are dumping the cookies on your lawn.
We don't want to fight you, Alan.
Daniel, just stop the car. Let her out.
You guys having a good time?
Well, well, well.
Are you alright? Did you get egg in your eye?
Sam, I'm sorry.
He kept on trick-or-treating until he was well into his 20s.
Just stop, take the candy, this is my grandpa's coat!
Kid, it's not your sister's fault. She didn't even know it was you.
I'm OK with that.
If we're not trying to make him barf, then, why are we doing this?
Man, I'm in so much trouble.
Laundry soap?
It's bubbling!