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If you’ll excuse me, Carter and I have a polio match to attend.
I know. It's just, I should be able to control my baser instincts,
I am going to kick your ass.
- What is she? A 45-footer? - Peter, I didn't know you were a sailor.
Brian, don't let him get to you. Peter, come out of that thing!
- You're on our turf, man. - Man, I'll cut you.
Yeah, I guess.
- You're working through Christmas! - But, sir, what of Tiny Tim?
There's your Murphy Bed. Don't mind the Epsteins. They keep to themselves.
Ahoy, Mr Pewterschmidt. Permission to come aboard?
- Two pair. - Ace-high straight.
Mr Griffin, which of the following two phrases best describes Brian Griffin?
Thanks for bringing me. This is just what I needed.
Don't worry. There'll be other chances.
Oh, no. Head-hunters. Am I fired?
If I was half the parent he is, I'd know Chris's favourite ice cream is...
- Hi, Daddy. - Bonjour, Monsieur Pewterschmidt.
Sexual deviant, or magic picture that if you stare at it long enough, you see something?
Figure out what he likes and study up on it.
They're all in the laundry. I'm going Indian today.
Isn't she the most beautiful dog?
No, no, it's OK. I'm used to it.
He walks up to the premier of China and says "Dong, where is my automobile?"
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