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Oh, so I should treat him like a high-class whore.
I am gonna go back in time and stop Brian from getting it on with your dog.
Mr Pewterschmidt, please can we still be pals?
- Pack your things and get out! - I am never speaking to you again.
"Laugh and cry
Why does she bother? Me and Lois's old man have never gotten along.
- Are you ready, Brian? - I guess so.
That means a lot to me because you made it.
It's his sled. It was his sled from when he was a kid.
I'm glad. It seems like everybody's having a lot of fun.
I'm going inside to have freaky sex with my prostitute with whom I still have 45 minutes.
Here, girl.
And I'll give anything to be with them. Anything.
They are ants, Michael. They are ants.
You're working through christmas!!!
You just tune this out, don't you?! Waa! Well, tune this out! Waa!
I just want you to know I am going to do the right thing here.
And he's going to incredible lengths to ignore me.
A Miser Brothers Christmas
I had no idea you could be so cruel. I'll never forgive you for this!
"I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic. "
Me too. I gotta be at Disneyland. We're ethnically cleansing the Small World ride.