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The invitation didn't say anything about formal attire...
-Hello, Mr. Gribble. -Little Hanky Hill.
Well, you see, when a man and a woman care for each other...
Every day I think about the mess I've made of things and I'm tortured, Hank.
Until a few days ago, I did not even know you had a son.
He didn't return-to-sender my last postcard.
The unabashed truth.
Listen up homosexuals And so called bisexuals!
-And wait till you try my margaritas. -Great.
Dad?
[Clearing throat]
[Rock music playing]
Honey, wait. I wanna tell you what really happened.
And with the joy of responsibility comes the burden of obligation.
.
then he crawls into bed with the federal government.
-She's got a mouth on her. -Well, it's your funeral.
Well, the guy's 60.
Well, okay. We can do Gary and Mike anytime.
-I hate myself for what I did to you. -I hate you more.
Why do you need a partner to work the gay rodeo?
Odd, vexing.