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You're to meet with Mr McCarthy, recruiter for the world's leading software concern.
They just put up the assignments for the career fair...
- As in police? - As in polyester, doughnuts and brutality.
I've been indexing the Watcher diaries covering the last couple of centuries.
Three of them.
It's that bloody Slayer. Whatever I do, she's muckin' up the works.
You're being remarkably immature.
You think this is funny?
..is linked to the one you slayed last night?
Xander?
I'm afraid you are not in a position to threaten.
I sense bitterness.
I just figured it was your everyday vamp high jinks.
We're closed! Can't you read the sign?
However, it was written in archaic Latin so that only sect members could understand it.
- Try what? - Uh... I'm sorry.
..and now the vampires have stolen something from du Lac's tomb.
- We're not gonna be young for ever. - Yes, but I'll always be stupid.
He was not overreacting. This ring is worn only by members of the Order of Taraka.
- Do I like shrubs? - That's between you and your God.
Note to self: religion - freaky.
Please, make yourself comfortable.
Well, you know it's a whole week of What's My Line, only... I don't get to play.
- When I get outta here, I'll do more than that. - Then I suggest you move quickly.
Speaking of... I have to bail, but I'll be back bright and early tomorrow and ready to slay.
Oh, here I am. Personal shopper or motivational speaker. Neato.
I mean, I'd have gone with the Cross-o-matic or the Amazing Mr Cross.
I treat you vamps good. I don't hassle you. You don't hassle me.
Not tiny in the small sense, of course. OK, I'm done now.
- What is it, then? - It's nothing.
They go together, like chicken and... another chicken,...
OK. See ya.
What can I do? Carve stakes for a nursery?