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I REALLY LIKE BEING JUST WHAT I AM--
AND PRODDED LIKE A SIDE OF BEEF IS FUN?
JUST A NICE APPEARANCE, THAT'S ALL.
MISS BOSTON BARMAID COMPETITION.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO DO THE RIGHT THING?
* SURE WOULD HELP A LOT *
IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG, MISS?
THEY LOOK EVEN BETTER UP CLOSE.
ANYTIME, SAM.
NO, YOU DIDN'T. WHAT YOU DID WAS YOU LET YOUR FEELINGS OUT.
MAYBE YOU ARE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WHAT IS IT, SAM?
BERMUDA!
FOR THE MISS BOSTON BARMAID CONTEST,
YOU ENTERED ME
WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU, NORM?
* MAKIN' YOUR WAY IN THE WORLD TODAY *
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT YOU'VE WON.
SOMETHING EVERY WAITRESS NEEDS--
JUST THAT, YOU KNOW,
I'LL TAKE MY SPEECH, THANK YOU.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
AH, YES. I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK
WELL, NOT EVERY DAY, BUT ON YOUR ODD SATURDAY NIGHT...
YEAH. WELL, I'D LIKE TO SEE HOW FAT AND SASSY HE'D BE
TELL ME.
BUT I AM A SURVIVOR.
OH, FORGET IT. FORGET IT.
I'M GOING TO CALL THEM AT THE CONTEST,
YEAH, AND HE WON'T RETURN MY CALLS.
OH, I'M SORRY. IF I'D KNOWN YOU WERE GOING THROUGH IT,
IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE THAT I CAN DO FOR YOU?
MY NAME IS DIANE CHAMBERS,
SAM, DIANE'S PREGNANT?
CHEERS NEVER WON THIS BEFORE.
YOU WERE TERRIFIC, DIANE.
COULD PROBABLY BE A BETTER CONGRESSMAN THAN THEM.