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40% of you will be laid off as of Monday.
It's on the house.
Merry Christmas, cash it fast. Merry Christmas, cash it fast.
Excuse me? Uh, could I have your attention please? Hi.
I crushed my skull on a bumper!
(sighs) You know what, Peter?
and an American Girl doll
I feel like our days at this mall are numbered.
What are you talking about?
Oh, well, now that's interesting.
This was the worst Santa.
Again, you'd need a genie.
And I'm not gonna let anybody tell me
(complex drum solo)
out of our dining room.
Power to the people!
FEMALE EMPLOYEE: Everyone, let's remember,
(chuckles) A little too much so, if you ask me.
Opus Dei, Dei Dei Pater,
You can't go around in that suit pretending you're me
No. In the future,
So there's, like, no toilet on the sleigh,
What the hell?
Uh, you can all take your clothes off now,
Yeah, I know. It's just I got roped into going
Right-- O-okay, all right, I'm opening it.
I want to sit on his lap.
I don't even remember what I said.
So is your son a biolog?
Please, can we, Mom?
Also in the past.
Well, the text you sent earlier would disagree.
Oof, tough week.
Why do you write all your twos backwards?