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All right, Brian, let's rob these gay guys.
I'm Santa Claus.
♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪
So, Bonnie, how are things going?
Geez, Chris, come on. You're in high school.
You're not hearing me.
Mine's slow.
Okay, now, since we're white guys
$11,000?
(giggles)
'cause being Santa's awesome.
Really? I thought you just went
you weren't the worst Santa.
That's the whole point.
We don't have a sled in our dining room.
just how desperate and pathetic you really are.
So long, Peter.
( car alarm chiming )
while my whole family held me down.
♪ 1-877-Kars-4-Kids ♪
Eww.
Dora the Explorer
Oh, we're drifting.
Everybody pronounces it wrong.
(doorbell rings)
I'm gonna ask him for a family trampoline.
would be the adventure of a lifetime.
Ah, Santa's all talk.
Oh, my God, Gail, what happened?
Damn it, he covered all bases.