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Holy crap, this is awesome!
What? Oh, no, um...
Yes! That's not me. That's a genie.
(choking)
W-We're turning. We're turning!
(shouting, laughing)
You better watch out.
I called you "Muscles."
PETER: And that was the Christmas I would never forget.
for just a few-- Oh, my God!
The whole world is watching! The whole world is watching!
It's been in my family for six generations.
What... what just happened?
♪ Jingle bell, jingle bell ♪ (camera clicking)
in the woods.
Dad, look, Santa's here!
Yeah, that's impossible. I know, it's impossible.
for Christmas when I was 12? Nothing.
what with all the drunken misbehavior
2 x 2 x 7 x 13 x 19 = 6916
Just stop terrorizing me and take me off the naughty list.
It doesn't say "whites only," but... yeah.
When Italian guys die, they...
(yells)
So, Dad, now that you made Santa mad,
Oh, God, I've ruined Christmas.
♪ Laugh and cry ♪
(symphonic music begins playing)
That's right. Now, crumple up that ticket.
Oh, things are fine.
Well, the guy at the mall asked me
(knocking at door)
You serious? All this white stuff used to be water?
Hey, I'm Scott Fitzgerald.
What? What are you talking about?
Yep. Cost me zilch.
Gail, is your Internet working?
It's a lamp.