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Oh, this guilt is driving me mad.
Nightclub owner, Moe Syzslak.
Ooh, ooh, hey, ooh, oh. That takes eight to 10 weeks.
- We don't have an outhouse. - My toolshed! Oh, Dad!
He crossed that line between everyday villany and cartoonish super-villany
M-Maggie Simpson!
Do you know who shot Mr. Burns?
His school lost millions when Burns pirated its oil well.
Hey, what about that jazz teacher that got laid off?
Did I say weeks? 'Cause I meant seconds.
What is the meaning of this?
Well I tried to march in the St. Patrick’s Day Parade
You shot who in the what now?
D is for Drinking
Did I say weeks? 'Cause I meant seconds.
Oh, do your research, Shutton. Uh, Kent Brockman, Channel Six News.
Jhelum le ka mafief ke quazrora
With my last ounce of strength, I sucked out my gold fillings and swallowed them.
You simmer down, I'll let you go.
And- Oh
All right, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him.
That's the one. Smithers had thwarted my earlier attempt to take candy from a baby.