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Burns
Hey, that's my Madonna gag. That guy stole my gag.
Please pull up to the service window, please.
Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
It's Homer Simpson! My name is Homer Simpson!
And you stole it from last Friday's episode of Pardon My Zinger.
No, no, no, when I took your father's name...
I think you're a little young...
They why are your fingerprints all over it, sir?
The one who shot me was-
he crossed that line between everyday villainy and cartoonish super-villainy.
The man became consumed by greed. He'd steal from anyone.
to be investigating an attempted murder.
But all of us despise you
There's no need to be a prickly pear.
But finding only slack-jawed gawkers...
The scene of the crime. There must be something here that can clear Dad.
D'oh!
His bar was closed because of Burns's negligence.
That's a real good way to get sick.
I’m gonna say, “ouch” for the kings
Aw! Hey, then maybe I haven't become a hideous, drunken wreck.
Yeah, we need two cups of coffee...
So, Superintendent Chalmers can vouch for your whereabouts?
Sir, you weren't shot.
I was referring to Waylon Smithers.
Watching TV alone.
Father, I'm not a Catholic, but-
Diane, I'm going to take my break now.
I've got no time for your demented Parler games