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I've never had to pay for it before
You really are a filthy little perv, aren't you?
Fucking hell!
Right, well, this I have got to see.
You really are a filthy little perv, aren't you?
Yep, see you there... here, then.
- Where? Who with? - Just to a nightclub.
and I've had to do loads of spreadsheets.
Well, you're becoming a pain in the arse. How do you like that?
'Oh, great night at the pub this is(!) Laura's caught in Super Hans' tractor beam,
So, Jez, do you think it would be all right if I...
and from my job as an executive I had plenty of cash leftover to buy a hoover.
I hope Nancy gets here soon, this is gonna be perfect.
I never knew you were into stuff like this.
It's just he did expect me to...
'signing on, every bloody week.'
'That doesn't feel good. Still, got his house keys.
'What am I doing? This isn't me, I can't have an affair.
Digging holes.
Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me
which proves I'm not a paedo.
So, listen, a weird question. I'm not sure if you're looking for work or what,
'Still nothing from Sophie. Probably busy boning Jeff in Frankfurt.
At school? You got taught the wrong way to rub one out and you tried it for two hours.
Oh, yeah? What about this? Is that real enough for you?
All right, all right, all right. Here he comes... Whey!
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'Maybe I should start taping my phone calls.
- a recent clean Aids certificate? - Yes.
- Sally! - 'I've definitely hit a new low.'