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but now they're all coming out... What a lot of feelings!
'Christ! What do you do to avoid lion attack?
- Give that back! - Oops! Butter fingers!
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'Lured them all to the safari park like a Bond villain, but what's the aim?
Oh, I just... really appreciate the male form.
"Ooh, posh!
Yeah?
He bought you a jumper?! What else has he bought you?
Mark, come on, what the hell's going on?
'Most of my rivals from school have probably perished in Blair's oil wars.'
'It's worked! All my references to how much above
'I can't swim in a three-piece suit. So screw you, cynics! '
I got it signed by Douglas Adams when he came to the big WH Smith's.
Well, that sounds amazing!
'She made some friends pretty fucking quick! '
- Stop the car, Foz, it's Mark's wallet! - All right!
(Foz) Whey!
'Or is that grizzly bears?
What the fuck are you doing here? Are you screwing Wankerthon's mate?
'Great call. Friendly but flirty, didn't overstep the mark.
'to the brutal rhythm of the oompah band.
I helped him out.
There's gotta be a catch. You're gonna be his drugs mule.
Sophie has not called me once yet,
Hey, Jez! Great idea. This is so much fun.
That's just the normal ringing noise. That's normal.
So, Soph, do you fancy coming along to my school reunion on Saturday?
Let me have a go on the old gear stick. I'll take it up to fourth.
Oh, this is lovely. Thank you.
and I don't think I wanna pay for it with you.
We hang out, we fuck around on the PlayStation,
But I like it! It's like going to a strip joint with the Pope!