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-Nah. Huh? Huh? -(GASPS) Yeah, look!
emollient, Lusterizer conditioner mousse with a pH balance
and a sun-protection factor, which, coincidentally,
-(WHIMPERS) -Kill him, Daddy.
Uh, yeah, I think so.
-Fran, I forgot how much I enjoyed TV. -Uh-huh.
-What about water? -Water is the opposite of fire,
How much does one like that cost now?
That's right. And when you're a little older, Charlene,
MALE VOICE: Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Well, that's very easy to say now that there's no chance of winning.
-(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) -(YELLING)
It's the love between your family...
When Delores and Stan go out for the evening,
-CHARLENE: Oh, oh, oh, oh. -(ROBBIE HUMMING)
(YAWNS)
We've been canceled.
you go home with this perfectly lovely 13-inch portable set.
And now, here's a father and son playing catch a little too near
-(ALL GASP) -I'll take the curtain, Bob.
It's good to see ya get hurt!
-Earl, tell me about your day. -I don't want to.
Oh, I could never afford that.
Ooh. I've never seen anything like that.
It's a rock! It's a rock-phone! (LAUGHS)
TV Last Night...
I'm a little confused about the nature of reality.
I haven't seen television in a month now, and it just doesn't seem so important
I have separated all known dinosaur wisdom into three categories.