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You come into my home and you call my work shit?
Rutabaga and I are starting a new agency, and we want you to come with us.
Why not come by our theater and try a free class?
And now you know me.
I wish I could just go home right now and crawl into bed
This is a temporary technicality, I promise.
-You knocked over Bucking-can Palace. -Come on!
Are you wearing comfortable shoes? Because that was a long way to walk to get to that punchline
Yes,
Man, Todd, you don't know shit. You're just a tourist.
I'm tired of running in circles.
I really thought I could do it. I thought I could go far away and help people
We're looking at a ton of reshoots.
My friend just doesn't know how great you guys are.
[slurping]
I love you, Diane.
when’s the last time you were actually happy?
Know what, actually, he might be a falcon.
but that doesn't give you the right to be shitty to me. I can't be around someone
you gotta prove that prov.
New York Magazine called her the enfant terrible
No one is making me do anything.
Hey. How are you?
Mm-hm.
He's been reassigned to the Shenanigags comedy cruise line, the Giggleship.
[sitcom theme plays over TV]
-Hey, guys. -Shut up, Todd.
"Try Scientology"?
Hey, your assistant wasn't out there, so I just-- Ooh.
[Abe slurps]
Every good thing that ever happened to you happened
What's going on in here?