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and she exploded?
-Morning, everybody. -Aah! Kinko!
[groans]
Why don't we get it like five more times?
Good guy, total hack.
-Right, so-- -Do they know things?
Ah.
No, Scientology is not a cult.
My life was ruined by a network executive like you.
Wanda?
-Way to break the fourth wall. -That wasn't that funny.
[Abe] Let's get it ten more times.
Would you talk to her?
-but then she just drank the wine. -Five days ago.
[Abe] Cut!
You think I don't get enough takes? I'll get more takes.
-You suck, Goober! -Hey, Goober! Get murdered!
There's no reason to sulk about it, right?
No audience, no net.
If he's too negative to support you, you should take a good hard think
Right?
They're hawks.
Lucky me, I get to stay here
What? You have a lot of pride?
No, I'm not.
I couldn't.
Well then, what are you doing here?
Because that was a long walk to get to that punchline
Well, when's the last time you were actually happy?
Eh...
Oh.
-Something artistic and bold. -Rehearsals start in two weeks.
-[Todd groans] -[all laughing]
we'll give them gangbangers.
Oh!
Uh, sorry, I'll clean that up later.
Yes.
Improv is a cult.
Your suggestion was "suggestions."
until you retire to a three-point-five bedroom garbage
-Oh, Bryan. -Todd, in improv,
-your wife is bullshit!" -Oh.
-Stop. No, stop it. -Please stop.
I can't wait to get home. I got a coq au vin in the slow cooker.
[groans] I hate good hard thinks.
and Susie is there