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And kind of delicious.
Back foot follows.
to bust out the Scrabble dance, what's the point of having one?
One, two, three.
by slapping them across the face with my glove.
You killed my father.
or even have a pet
she tried to put that Fitbit on me and I ran away from her.
♪ The Earth began to cool ♪
My name
"The creepy guy who runs it asked me out,
Okay, fine. What...?
but it's not really up to you.
In fencing, we don't call it a stab.
Walking up to a strange woman in a bar usually doesn't work.
You move your front foot forward, heel to toe.
Well, I was hoping the next person I dated
Again, that doctor didn't insult your honor.
Like Puss in Boots.
I already ran 18 miles today.
Hello.
But don't get too attached to him.
Well, this is weird.
and didn't blink once."
Well, what are you gonna do?