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No. This is not a teachable moment.
Oh!
I know these people get a bad name, but...
I'm sorry. You are?
Can I object to this? I object.
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- What's going on? - Nothing. Don't...
Carlos!
And then we came back here, and... the rest is history.
Oh.
Why didn't you just get a normal job, like at a Blockbuster or something?
Yes.
God damn it!
Okay. So strike that shit from the record.
Hi. I'm, uh, checking in.
- Chinese food. - What?
What the hell is going on here?
Hey, whatever you're doing, it's not gonna work.
to have multiple partners before you settle down.
Sorry. Did... did we just win?
And I prefer you not use it.
Now, just so there's no confusion,
Are you kidding me? You're sorry?
No! No!
Did you meet your husband?
My name is Georgia Rivers.
There it is!
I can't believe what I'm hearing.
but I only obtained after we were separated.
to call yourself a husband, pal.
We're the MVPs of this family.
And it will just be us.
Do we need to sign something or...