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Normal stuff.
What the hell are you guys talking about?
No. Vanessa, don't do it.
Who in their right mind would prefer
Um... just... a few hours.
Vanessa. Hey, kiddo.
You just bought yourself a loving, devoted American wife.
- Sí. Naranja. - Hmm.
I'll remind you, sir, this is still a court of law.
But, seriously, how is he as a kisser?
Oh, I'm gonna move back to Syracuse.
'Cause I wanted to make more than $4.75 an hour.
- We never win. - I know.
No, because I haven't told you the whole story.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
It's Syracuse They're all losers
He shanghaied my heart. And I am so...
Uh, hey. What the [Bleep] are you doing?
But you don't get that life until you do this for me.
And she raised that all by herself.
I want a little noonie.
I will now hear the divorce arguments
It doesn't concern you.
Oh, no, not anymore.
My name is Virginia Montana.
Babe, I am so sorry I didn't tell you about any of this.
- It really has. And guess what. - What?
Can't believe we're finally doing this.
Uh, cheeseburger, please!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
You shouldn't be hearing any of this.
Wh... He's nobody to me.
A sexless marriage is still a marriage.
Let the record show that these two
And this is real?
This isn't about you, Vanessa!
I guess.
- Vanessa! - Okay!
transformed into something more.
So I can do this.